Sherlock Holmes eat your heart out for I think you’ll find that I’m the true detective when it comes too all things ‘mysterious’.
Well, atleast when it comes to secret dining that is. Having recently signed up to a mystery dining program in the last couple of months, I’ve had the pleasure of casting my judgmental beady eye across all sorts, from bitching waiting staff to rather greasy grub and everything inbetween.
‘Mystery dining’, if you’re unfamiliar with the term, is the task of eating free food and whinging about the customer service of the waiters. Just kidding, it’s much much more than that. It involves adopting an analytical eye, if you’re a natural people watcher then this job will be right up your street. You basically go out for a meal, acting as you would normally do and then write up a short report at the end of it noting the obvious stuff like the quality of the food and friendliness of the staff. Although the scheme I’ve signed up to doesn’t pay you,it does reimburse you, it isn’t about the money! It’s about improving the standards for the hospitality industry, right?
It’s a good means of enjoying meals out while doing something good for the industry on the whole. Who hasn’t had a bad dining experience? Wouldn’t it be good if you were a part of making this a more rare occurrence than it may currently be?
With dining under the spotlight, let’s have a look at some of the internet’s most shocking alleged dining experiences:
Liam: That would be the time I pointed out my dirty fork to the waiter. He picked it up along with my own napkin, rubbed the fork, then plonked both items back down and asked if we wanted starters.
Read more: METRO
Read more: Dailymail
Read more: Dailymail
“A few years ago, I was at a Mexican restaurant with some friends.
The waiter brings our food, and warns everyone that the plates are very, very hot.
So, of course, the first thing I do is touch my plate.
I burn my thumb on the hot plate, and my automatic reaction is to stick it in my mouth so it will stop hurting.
Just then, the woman at the next table starts yelling at her five-year-old son.
‘Stop sucking your thumb, Bobby! You’re a big boy, and big boys don’t suck their thumbs.’
The five-year-old points at me and screams, ‘They do, too!
He sucks his thumb! Look! He sucks his thumb!’
Everyone in the restaurant turns to look at me, and I try to vanish behind my menu.
Read More: Oola
Have you ever had a bad dining experience like these?